I was given permission to take a personal day today. Andi was with yaya, I finished my work early, thus, I got to do some art for myself. Here's something I've been wanting to do for a long time and just never really had enough inspiration to finish.

Characters: Basch and Vossler
Series: Final Fantasy XII
Rating: X
Warnings: Male nudity, yaoi, hairy
( image under cut )

I'll post these seperately so people don't actually get a faceful of girlwang or anything outrageously horrifying. You know, it happens.
None of these are worksafe and range from PG-13 to X
( Lost Odyssey, Ming )
( FF9, Steiner/Beatrix )
( Girl with glasses, pantyfree upskirt )
( centaur yaoi... no really )
( Two futa girls, tattoos )

Some of these commissions you may have seen on my DA gallery or on Hentai Foundry. It's hard to keep track where I'm posting and what I've posted these days ^^; I need to keep up Ninja Monkey too, but ugh.

Anyway, sorry for the update spam! I hope you enjoyed all the art.

Well, color and a black and white comic page, anyway. These are some of the color commissions on which I've been working lately. There was a keychain somewhere in the mix that I've seemed to misplace---oh there it is! Once again, these are all the pieces collected into one big page, so it may take a bit more time to load. Haha, back in the dial-up days, you could have waited hours for things like this. Wow, the internet has changed v_v
( all worksafe )

Whew! I've been working and playing and working and playing and not really posting much. Sorry about that. I've collected several of my recent commissions together in one big page to share. This is only a portion of what I've been doing. There are adult commissions that I'll post seperately. These are single-character portraits. Some are from the commission sale, others are prior to that. Detail, size, and quality varies because I'm a horribly inconsistent bastard. Here we go!
( I warn you, it's large )

I have customer approval on most of these, but I love hearing what other folks think of the images, so, if you have a moment, please comment. Comments are muse chow.

I'm offering 10 full-body commissions for $10 a piece this month. No background, minimal shading, fanart and OCs are welcome. Please have reference material or a comprehensive description ready. I accept PayPal only. Please contact me at nockerbrat@yahoo.com or comment here with the subject $10 commission!

( keeping track for myself )

Pink kool-aid lips Hi! The water's great. Wish you were here!

Happy Birthday xvolph!

When I first heard yesterday, I was kind of holding my breath, hoping it was just the media over-reacting. It seemed everyone was falling all over themselves to be the first with the big story. The buzz reminded me of a bunch of grade schoolers yelling at once to get the teacher's attention.

When the confirmations came in, I just closed my eyes. Regardless of what I think of him as the person he became, he was a big part of my life. MJ videos were on MTV all the time! His music was constantly playing on the radio. He ruled pop culture and fashion. I can't believe everyone's still doing the Thriller dance! The Jackson Five's "ABC" song is one of my daughter's favorites.

So, I can't not say something. I just don't know what's appropriate. I think it happened too suddenly. Some DJ compared it to the passing of Elvis. I think that's appropriate. It happened that quickly.

This rhyme from elementary school keeps playing itself over and over in my mind. It doesn't honor his memory, but I think it does demonstrate what an every day name he was. I used to sing this while waiting at the bus stop.

I figured I should decide now so I have time to prep things like dough, but I'm having an awful time making decisions this morning. So, please take a moment to help me if you would!

There will be a pot luck dinner this weekend at a friend's house with a birthday celebration along for the ride. I have several options and none of them bad. What sounds best to you?

Poll #1420469 Pot Luck Poll
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

What should I make for the potluck this weekend?

I am a maaaaaaaaaaaaaan~

I felled trees! I hauled rock! I--


think I have one hell of a sunburn, but, like a polaroid, I won't know until it fully develops.


NNGH! I am wiped out. I really want a Coke. And a nap. A nap sounds really good.

Oh, but shower first.

*tim allen grunt*

I'm open for commissions. Since I'm not doing monthly slots right now, I don't have a set number. All inquiries are welcome. I accept PayPal, check, and money order. Please leave a comment here or contact me at nockerbrat@yahoo.com.

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Please understand, I may be a little slow as I'm tidying up a house to move it, but if you're willing to be patient, I'm happy to help you out!

Porny porny porn porns.

Most of my creativity this weekend seems to have been adult in nature. That doesn't hurt my feelings. First up is a commission of an older Hinata from Naruto, but with her grown up furs.

( nws, female nudity )

The other project was something I threatened Ashe-player I'd write and I'm delighted that it just seems to be working out so well with the FFXII storyline. Like many projects, I start out not really appreciating a character until I try to get in their head. Ashe is handling this all pretty well and has already turned it into an opportunity for revenge. What a big girl she is ♥

( Restore the Bloodline (image and link to fanfic) nws, futa, F/F, eventually M/F and n/c and bondage and bukkake-- all the fun stuff )

It feels good to be productive again. Thanks to Bo for buying me some time this weekend to run my muse.

I have been informed that today is our 8th Wedding Anniversary. It's a good thing Bo remembers these things XD I know we've been together much longer than that. 8 is really only an "official" number on paper for me. I think we're going, what? 12 years together? That's a long time to put up with my shit. Bo should be nominated for sainthood.

Happy Anniversary, nockergeek. I'll stick around until you're fed up with me. ♥

( life )
( friends )
( tiny )
( fandom )
( work/cons/home )

I look forward to moving. It's going to be another whirlwind summer. It feels like there's so much to do that I'm still not sure where to start. But, I'll pick a place and just start working. There is a time limit on all this to get the best deal/opportunities.

Peed on the stick. Negative for now.
We'll keep trying!

Also, it was an early detector, so they're not 100% accurate prior to the first missed period. I'll try again in three days if nothing comes down the plumbing.

I think my mom jinxed me yesterday for yelling at me that a late January baby was too far off her cycle XD She thinks it would be cute if I grouped kids like she did. April and then March.

I'm so proud of my little brother. This is his company and what he does for a living. Doesn't he do beautiful work?



If you have the time, please comment on his work. If you're in the west-central Midwest region and would like to contract him for work, feel free to contact him!

Andi has bronchitis. The doctor said it sounds like it started out as a normal virus than bacteria settled in. She got the bubblegum zithromax *jealous* and she can take delsym for that persistent cough.

I got my pre-nate vitamins and a pair of pregnancy tests. My mom's so excited, she told me to go pee on them right there in the store. I know she would have in my place! I don't know if I want to wait one more week or not. Bo's been plowing the fields enough and I'm pretty sure I've ovulated already. Mom says I'm perkier than I have been in over a month, so she's certain the seed took. We'll see how long my patience lasts. I've got two sticks just in case I jump the gun.

I also picked up some comfy okabashi sandals at the pharmacy that have great arch support, good grip, good cushion, and are 100% recyclable. Bonus!

We're finding out info now on re-financing the mortgage and the possibility of moving in to a new house near evildennis. So far things look positive. It's just that down payment on the building contract that will be the kicker. If we can't get a single house, I wouldn't be terribly adverse to moving in to a duplex townhouse. I'd prefer a single, but I was raised in a townhouse and apartments, so it's not unusual.

I guess that's all for now.

Will Farrell and Green Day on SNL tonight. I haven't enjoyed the show this much in a long time! I'm glad I tuned in.

Tonight I got to hang out with adults. I went on a nice walk with friends and checked out evildennis' new neighborhood on foot. The prices there are very reasonable.

NEW CELEBRITY JEOPARDY! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I gave it a second chance, only I listened to it in Japanese. I enjoyed it so much more. It's a shame I can't multi-task when I have to read subs, but the English voice cast was just mediocre at best. Some of them were downright annoying and overspazzy. I realize it's an intense series that just gains momentum as it goes along, but there's overclocked and then there's just overblown.

Bo demands fanart.

Also, Ninja Nonsense is retardedly cute and cracky and ecchi and it's really grown on me (kind of like herpes without all the unpleasantness).

Soul Eater still dominates. I'm sad I missed Anime Night last night, but tiny has had a fever off and on for the past couple of days without any overt symptoms other than restlessness at sleep time and then resulting crankiness from being tired. Children's Motrin took care of that for the most part, but I can tell she's still a bit tired.

Considering how she's drooling, it's probably tooth-related. Teething upsets her stomach so bad.

Currently, she's having a puppet show with two pencils and the camo-print pencil has a very growly voice. c_c

Also, screw you Sony for tempting me with a Dissidia Bundle PSP. PSP doesn't have an awesome enough game library to warrant having two in the house. However, I will be looking forward to August for the first time in years. It's the longest month of the year after February. uuuugh so hot and no good holidays x_x

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It's cheerfully sunny and pouring rain right now. I ran outside, and sure enough, a rainbow was waiting for me in the west, stretching out to touch the roof of the elementary school. What a treat! A refreshing downpour and a rainbow with it. The storm cell moving through right now is small but intense. It's been rumbling at us since I woke up. And now that the weather has broken, the pressure's eased off my arthritis. This is an all around good display this morning. I'm so glad to be able to enjoy it.