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Wow. I had a dream that I murdered a pushy salesman who broke into my house because I rudely refused him on my way out to do errands. I guess he was having a tough time meeting his quota and he tried to intimidate me to accept his offer. I choked him on top of a pizza box he brought when he attempted to disguise himself as a delivery boy.

Somehow, I managed a Dexter-like unbloody dissection and processed him in to parts. There was a big pot of cooked bits that I had drained off only minutes before the cops arrived. I had planned to pour it down a sewer drain, but I decided at the last minute to disguise it as soup. The bones I ground up after I boiled them and used them to fertilize the garden. What wouldn't be ground, I had some ingenious plan for that I can't remember right now.

The police came over for several investigations since the salesman had a route on the street. I managed to lie and keep a poker face and stopped just short of offering them some soup.

Paranoia kept me on the edge of sleeping for about two hours after the dream.

And then I woke up bleeding.

Uh... Happy Easter?

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couragose
May. 4th, 2011 07:42 pm (UTC)
Hey Z, you'll get a kick out of this picture: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=18637192

(I'm pretty sure you have a pixiv account, if you don't give me a yell and I'll rehost it.)
the_z
May. 5th, 2011 11:21 am (UTC)
This pleases me!
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